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Okay ya'll its official: I suck at blogging. I am quitting JJ: Totally Tubular.

From now on go here:


I think I will have more comments there.

Bye ya'll!

# Yo! J.J. blogged on 9.19.2005 at 8:05 PM...Word!

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Yes! We had another pep rally/ football game! This time I have an awesome (sort-of) story to share! But I'll talk about that later...
But first let's talk about the PEP RALLY. Thank God that this pep rally didn't suck like the last one. No one got hurt and the JAZZ CATS gave a hoochie mama dance and stuff. Did I just say... nevermind.
Now for the FOOTBALL GAME! First off, we won 21-20. GO COUGARS! Second, I've got a fun story!

I hope you all know Bertha. Well, she's a junior and there's this other new junior (who's a Korean exchange student) who is Bertha's new friend. Today, Bertha brought Bora (that's the Korean girl's name) to the game. Bora, who was wearing a droopy purple top, white capris, heels, and a pink holy purse (as in many holes), decided to ditch Bertha and hang out with some other people. Bertha got a little pissed. She didnt invite Bertha to go and see some more popular kids. Around the 3rd quarter of the game, Bertha wanted to go home but couldn't find Bora. Bora was supposed to be taken home by Bertha. This is when the search happend. Bertha, my freshman friend Leah, some eight grade kid that showed up out of no-where named Marina, and I started looking for her. We looked everywhere. These were our theories of what happend to her:
  • She was off doing crack.
  • She was making/doing meth.
  • She was passed out next to a car with a bunch of beer bottles around her.
  • She was on the opposite teams side eating hamburgers.
  • She was in the parking lot eating a hamburger.
  • She got raped.
  • She was making-out with some guy.
  • She was kidnapped.
  • She was playing football (in heals) with the little kids.
  • She was stuck in the bathroom.
  • She was in Venezuala, frozen (?????)
  • She was in the ambulance for some reason.

Most of these theories ended up being wrong after the bathrooms and the ambulance was checked. I thought she was off doing crack somewhere. Bertha ended up searching for her in the stands while Leah, Marina, and I just stood around. Then... I got a call.


Can you guess where she was and what she was doing?

She went with some other girl to get a smoothie at Bahama bucks. BERTHA WAS PISSED OFF! She called her mom before Bora showed up. When Bora came through the gate, Bertha chewed her out for leaving her. Bertha went home and gave Bora the job of finding a new ride home. Bora ended up crying while Leah was talking to her, but oh well. That was exciting.

The rest of the game I ended up sitting near a flag twirler named Haley. I think thats how you spell her name. Soooooo, that was the funness and the excitment. Until we have more next week (I hope)!

Keep it Pimpin!

# Yo! J.J. blogged on 9.02.2005 at 10:59 PM...Word!

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It's all about me:

Email Me!

101 things about Me!

What I want:

My wishlist! .

This old post...

*Okay ya'll its official: I suck at blogging. I am ...
*Pep Rally & a Football Game.
*Bad case of Red Eye.
*What to say, What to say...
*Yearbook Pictures!
*Triduum Day 3
*Triduum Day 2
*Triduum Day 1
*Frustrated Parent/Book Day!

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